I Perform Like Cast Iron Sweatshirt

“What the what?” This guaranteed conversation starter of a sweatshirt is as amusing as it is comfy. Made from mid-weight fabric that’s smooth on the outside and fleecy on the inside, it boasts a classic crewneck, plus ribbing at the cuffs and hem. Best of all, it’s got a towel loop holder right at the waist for when you’re at the gym or in the kitchen. (You didn’t know you needed that in your life. Now you won’t be able to live without it.)

• True to size, and designed for a relaxed fit
• Made for movement, whether hustling in the kitchen or running around town
• Front: “I Perform Like Cast Iron” in terry cloth textured–embroidery
• Back: “Property of HexClad”
• Towel Loop Holder
• Packaged in a BPA-free plastic zipper storage that doubles as a marinade bag, because of course it does
• 50% Cotton / 30% Polyester / 20% Spandex
• Care: Machine wash in cold, tumble dry low